Bumbershoots. That is all.

I guess this title will work.

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st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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inbluedresses: aslytherinsuperwholockian: kibatheinsaneravenclaw: captainseverusblackheart: ghastlygrimandancientraven: Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists. Because some chocoholics marry albinos Because some information brokers marry bodyguards Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives Because some spiders marry dogs Because some demons marry reapers Because some countries marry other countries Because some weapons marry their meister Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives Because some Hunters Marry Angels Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes Because some Doctors marry Masters Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos

Because some information brokers marry bodyguards

Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives

Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers

Because some countries marry other countries

Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears

Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals

Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives

Because some Hunters Marry Angels

Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

Because some Doctors marry Masters

Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

(via thebritishteapot)

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Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

moonblossom:

khetalia:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. 

I have to put my iPod SOMEWHERE’ DAMMIT

Co-signed. I am so tired of having to carry my mp3 player and my phone in my fucking bra.

And what of those of us who don’t have a chest big enough to carry things in our bras, what then?  Seriously manufacturers.

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